To Cat & Dog Owners....

I got this email from my fabulous friend Kristen and to be honest IT FITS ME AND MY BABIES PERFECTLY WELL!! Hahaha

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain
your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in
the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your
food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to
the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster
than you can run.



I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about
this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your
comfort. However, dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It
is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the
fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and
having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but
sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some
miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary
to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in
an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered.
Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is
not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog
or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the
front door:



TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your
clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (3) I like
my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals.
To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all
fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less, (2)
don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come
when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't hang out with
drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8) don't want to wear your clothes, (9)
don't have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don't need a gazillion dollars
for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...

You Know When You Are A Cali Girl in NYC When...

Ok, do here ya go Angela and everyone else who wanted to hear my funny story...haha

Ok, so when I arrived into the city on Tuesday I decided to take a Taxi (inside of the subway with my luggage) to Merissa's place. She had told me what to do to get in (since she was gonna be out and her cleaning lady would be there). So I get out and go to the first door that has the buttons to push for each level. I push her's and pull on the door and it opens. Yea. So I put my two bags in between the two doors (there is another door to get through) and then pull on the second door. So I (with the first door open the first time) to push the number from the outside again and pull on the 2nd door. No luck. The next time, I decide to go outside completely LETTING THE FIRST DOOR SHUT and push the number. Then the first door is locked....with my bags in between the two doors...and it was raining outside (and I had my carry on bag on my shoulder with a laptop and no covering from the rain). Yea. I literally pulled a huge dunce moment and sat outside for like 10 minutes...hahaha. So finally I was let in by someone and walked to her floor and knocked. No one was there...and I look behind me and up comes the cleaning lady. She had missed her train and was way late. Good times, good times. Hahaha.

Here are a few more pics from Ice Skating (Thanks Taylor)





And here is a pic I took after I wrote my blog in the Chicago Airport. It is our plane, in the snow (ice and rain...we were delayed another 30 min) before they de-iced and put that green goo on there....

Fave Superbowl Ad's

First and foremost...congrats to the NY Giants!! And I am pumped to see the Manning Bros BOTH Superbowl Champs!!

Some of my fave ad's this year were:

Justin Timberlake/Pepsi
Pepsi Stuff: Justin Timberlake - Pepsi-Cola

Naomi Campbell, the Lizards, and Thriller
Sobe Life Water: Thriller - Pepsi-Cola


Budlight and Flying...(hahaha)
Flight - Bud Light

Budlight Clydesdale Training (so adorable)
Clydesdale Training - Budweiser

My Bday at Dland!!

So here is the entire blog of my bday at DCA/Dland!!

AVCA/Final Four action!!

So this past week was the Annual AVCA Convention, which is tied in with the NCAA Women's Volleyball Final Four....here is my videoblog & other clips from the week!!

Videoblog


Semi-Finals


Finals


Sand Exhibition

Ummmmmm....

Who wouldn't love a face like this? HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!